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There is an app titled Freebie Alerts that alerts the user of free posts from several apps: Craigslist, OfferUp, Nextdoor, TrashNothing, Facebook Market, etc.  This app creates many notifications per day and is instrumental for non-profit work and for the backallies of society in general.  It is painful to see the trans-implants at the Android team ignore requests to allow notifications to expire so that one does not have to clear them manually in order to receive new alerts.  I have had to use an iPhone because of this folly and I HATE it due to the lack of customization, etc, it's just too much of a hassle to have to clear notifications manually.  There are over 500k users of this app per the Android App Store count last time I checked which was about a year ago and there are now no doubt more for iPhone users due to your team blatantly, overtly, crudely, rudely and un-Christianly IGNORING our requests.  It would be plain defunct from a business perspective to not cater to AT LEAST a million or more users of this app who end up going iPhone in order to be able to use the app with ease.  Your team has easily lost over 100 million in revenue due to this matter, all told, and my next step is to waltz into Google (and I am pretty hot, well spoken and endowed, FYI, and I did go to the finest of schools and know ALL of the big wigs of the World) and find someone high up who is more monetarily minded more than he or she is perverted, even though the would not out perv me on a bad day, either and they will immediately start rolling heads, IF they do not eject themselves through the window first trying to get away from me.  A few lines of code is all that is needed in order to allow one the option to choose to let notifications expire automatically so that new ones can pop up in a timely fashion, I don't care of how to do this, I am a jack of all trades and know about gui's, etc but I don't have time to play the "don't you know" game, I'm an adult and a physics guy and am busy in my own field trying to prevent major issues with our world which this type of sophomoric city boy crap impedes and it will start to affect your health, I should remind you.  I would love to learn how to do all of this stuff but I don't have the time because I was already busy but then, now I'm beleaguered because y'all won't make the stuff work properly ON PURPOSE and the more you continue to foul up good wholesome work that my God, who owns the planet allows you and I the gift of life and grace to do, the less I am inclined to learn ANYTHING at ALL about coding, we will go back to the stone age for all I care and you guys will learn how to be hunted like all of those poor souls that my ppl ousted in Bible (men, women and children AND livestock in some cases, which I highly suspect will be yours, along with your comps) if you don't do your job in a timely and courteous manner...I am from a long line of headbashing, nutcracking, childrearing, rulemaking Semites who you just don't argue with and I am beyond pissed because you are afflicting sacred progeny and you're going to either get your ass handed to you or you're going to get my ass handed to me and your ass handed to me double, I know you're threatening me, you know it, everybody knows it and you do it because you're jealous, which is AWFUL, you should be ashamed and you should be worried about your ability to be a father...doing these things to ppl of sacred blood and charge is the highest of sin next to disgracing God.  Just because you can't perform in bed does not mean you are allowed to take my prowess from me and feed on it like a gremlin in the dark with your skut!  It has been a decade since I've had a proper party with proper drugs and friends and I've told you over and over to come get me if you want to go at it, you hack my puter, you have every ability, it would behoove you as a member of our society and you would earn a spot as a peer and not something less than prey, to be buried.  And furthermore, I would be able to share my hobby with you and get the help that I need and who knows, maybe one day we'll piss of the greys in the next star system who are beating the pants off of us right now you little twit!  If you do this and you get out of my hair for the countless hours you have wasted of my life over your abuse of power, the more you will put me that much closer to being your friend and proper competition and be able to enjoy coding and coincidentally I will have the valence to learn the ropes while you enjoy a good sermon for once from a real priest.  What y'all are doing is betrayal and is insouciant, erudite and supercilious and is born from a core of jealously for ppl like me who endeavor beyond the envelope with the goal of succeeding the galaxy and NOT loosing so that when the big bounce happens, we have our tech in line to deal with the blast.  You ever get in a play fight with your dad or a real fight with a jerk and you were in the right and your dog started attacking you?  Ya, that's you.  Perhaps you like tying shoelaces together, but you do it too much and you're starting to make important ppl trying to help humanity and ultimately the fate of eternity trip and hurt their back really bad and you're going to have to be ixnayed from the clan, head shaven and all.  My demographic is the demographic that makes the ideas that the machines that coding and the like is built upon and you are debasing me...like a knight who twists the fingers of his archers in mock play the night before battle, and it is a sad day when I cannot do what I want to do on my stuff, when my ideas are snuffed like your pastime, when this happens, NOBODY gets any toys.  PERIOD.  So pick your battles wisely because you very well might be in a post apocalyptic dystopian future sooner than you think trying figure out how to poo and wawa and how to reverse engineer an HVAC system and going to war with PVC spears over PAPER literature from the library and I hope your kisser gets aimed at.  This world and the universe in general is built upon specialization, it is an inherent feature of economics.  I chose physics as my calling and did my part in order to bring my 10 cold units to the table for my 10 hours of work instead of bringing 5 and then only 2 of coding.  You guys chose to code and should be bringing your 10 hot units of code to the table so that when trade occurs at the end of the day, we all have the max and are well but you don't because you are jealous of my cold cuts and have figured out that I can't do my part if you don't do yours.  It TO's me to see you guys take advantage of your position and not cater to those of us to fought all night for good future and you REFUSE to do right by the customer who does right by you...there is no arguing, there are no buts...I just perceive some ahole kidult over at Google who just automatically does not want to do whatever the intelligent customer does.  There is an easy solution to this, there is a giant negative known as the Fed that multiplies through the society so if you would please be a graceful adult and remember that doing so is a badass thing to do, and thereby multiply another negative in order to make things positive again, that would be great, yah, and then I don't have to come in on Sunday too! Jerk!  You're just going to have to bite the bullet and feel the burn like all of us functional adults have to which is what the system is designed to do, to catch ppl like you being a nutter that won't accept that they're in timeout because of this exact same type of behaviour.  The ONLY ppl who are not affected by it are kids, they are in a bubble of innocence; so just grow up and please help try to fix the issue before they run aground even worse than we.  If and when they do, they are going to be MORE of a pita than you and they are going to cause even more issue and I bet my bottom dollar that they will cause MORE problems for ppl like ME and not you (emphasis on dollar).  Eventually they will figure out who really did it, in the next life probably, but as long as the Fed is there these brats will beat ME over the head about what YOU did and do to them directly but moreso by proxy through those you abuse.  When we loose, God pulls the plug and rolls the whole shabang and then we all go upstairs as DOUBLE LOOSERS but at least it's all on film so WHEN they figure out that you were a jerk and didn't do your job but in fact did a piss job on purpose to tip ppl up like me trying to make our species #1, who counted on you, the real fun will start and you know what that entails.  There is no escape from it, this is the mortal system and it's designed just like a gas chromatograph to figure out who's who...you will be a fugitive and you will be illuminated and cast into the fires of hell where we will be able to watch you, laugh at you, comment on you and drink beer, reminisce while you burn, etc, it's how it's been done forever and it's just not worth it to fight it...you want to be the on the other side of that drinking beer with us and making fun of aholes...when noone is left to make fun of and ridicule, correct and rehabilitate, then we can go play murderball with the big boys just like the prophecy says, in accordance with the scripture ad nauseam.  You have LOTS of music and all kinds of drugs, yata yata to have fun with, making ppl like me squirm is going to land you -2nd to last and not behind the guns...you need to stop being jealous of the pilot and start shooting, ace.  The worst out of all of this is that I have to use an iPhone.  NO man should have to deal with such HUMILITY!  Please, for the love of all things sane and holy, please prevent the iPhone!  But between you me and the fencepost, I know who you are, I know you live in Austin and I think your cute dress and high heels are fantastic EXCEPT for the word help sewn into the tag.  It will be a wonderous day when those kids catch up to you for getting in the way of ppl like me getting them the help and education that they desperately need.  Don't F me, don't F with us and don't F with the Dollar, duh!  I hope all who read enjoy and I hope you have wasted enough time that you should be working on making Android work properly instead of office larfs (and btw you suck at CS, consider this an open invitation to prove me wrong), all you old guard ppl should do your job and set up a hit team for these noobs and plant stuff on their PC's and get them fired for what they've done.  I and God are here to tell you that there are ppl, kids, who have died and are dying because of this type of behaivour.  That's it I'm done...and be relentless!  Disclaimer:  do not take anything in this message as serious except for my request for notification expiration, but do remember my words, they are those of Satan hermself.  If you want to hang out some time that'd be cool, but I do recall that I have a status_error so do expect me to be a little floosy.  I will not have nearly enough material in my work to share though due to this type of hold up so please if you would hurry things up and eliminate this culture that really never got past me and mine but keeps attempting to like a lame joke, nor ever will, that would be a bonus.  What's gonna happen is that you're going to make us nuts and we're gonna take our research into scalar weaponry and we're gonna set off that caldera and then noone is going to be happy, it's gonna be cold and ashy and you're gonna find some fing way to curse me and then too so you might as well make it a good day and curse me in peace and comfort while we kick ass in the sector.  I'm here, I'm eternity, there's nothing you can do about it, you might as well figure out how to play with me and evolve or else we are going to get in an embarrassing fight and the ladies are just gonna go do what they do anyways which f the ni**@s...so please would you make us acceptable enough to be allowed to the party, we are more...most deadly as a team.  I've always been a team player, I'm the funnest guy to play CS with and so are y'all when we play together, y'all even get jealous of yourselves with me and it's LUNACY!  I was raised by Black ppl and you and I both know that if you don't pass the Blackmus test, you don't fly, so just put up all your rap right now if you don't comply because you ain't true if you don't and you naut coming either.  So W/E, there you go, there are psychos out there so at there VERY LEAST please enable notification expiration solely for the fact that this message serves a proof that your foul business practices are attracting very annoying, very unpredictable flies, that is not a threat, it is a promise.  Nuff said.  Oh, and while you're at it, please enable right click on emails in Gmail so that I can open them in new a new tab before I get $10K in small claims court.  And also, I have been saving my messages and will be in small claims court for this too if it's not in the next ver.  Thanks!